what people think john is like:
what john is really like:
It would actually be more accurate if his arms were flailing as he was flipping everyone off
thats it thats john
!PI: Warning. Candycorn on sale for .50 cents. We are going to have a problem.
!PS: We’ll take them all. :D
!AD: Wat are we gunna do wit’ fif’y bags o’ expired candy corn??
!PS: What are we going to do with it??
!PS: The possibilities…
!PS: . . are simply…
!PS: …and truly…